"An evil robot sat in an apartment, studying himself and his surroundings. The walls were bleak, the light was grayish and dull outside. A refrigerator hummed gently in the kitchen, as the flicker of a television was the only distraction from his bare living quarters. The robot sat on the couch, paint peeling off the walls, and consented to immerse himself in the television's static glow. Snorting in discontent, he changed through the few barely visible channels on the televi